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Saturday, May 13, 2006

4 promotions away from running Google

It's true that Google has less hierarchy and is "flatter" than most. In browsing the company pecking order, I found out that I could be running the show in just 4 promotions! This is even fewer than the 6 I needed to take over Bill Gates's job. Being on the research side of things tends to cut down the heirarchy significantly.

You wouldn't however, realize that I was so close to running Google from the fact that I was basically eating all day. No seriously. I was eating like all day. It's disturbing to the point that it's scary. I have the uncanny feeling that they're trying to fatten me up for some evil purpose...something to do with the cafeteria food or perhaps human soap.

  • Breakfast from 8:45 - 9:15

  • *Productivity*

  • Lunch at 12:30 - 2:00

  • "Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Interns Social" 2:00 - 3:30

  • *E-mail*

  • Weekly company meeting led by Larry and Sergey (aka beer, wine, and hor d'oeuvres) 4:30 - 5:30

  • *Semi-productivity*

  • Dinner from 7:30 - 8:30


Princess Sarah said...

i take it *email* means gtalk

Rob said...

Holy cow! You spend more time eating than working... I can do that.. where do I sign up??

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