Neon Blue-Green
I wake up and do my usual #2 this morning. I always look when I wipe. WHAT THE HELL?!!?!1!ONE!? WHY IS IT BRIGHT BLUE-GREEN?!!!?!? WHAT THE HELL DID I EAT?!?!?!?!!
OH! I had blue linguine for dinner the night before. It tasted perfectly normal. Now we know that there was just a ton of food colouring, which apparently doesn't get digested.
It's all out of my system now. I saw the last of it a couple hours ago in my last expunge.
OH! I had blue linguine for dinner the night before. It tasted perfectly normal. Now we know that there was just a ton of food colouring, which apparently doesn't get digested.
It's all out of my system now. I saw the last of it a couple hours ago in my last expunge.
4 Comments:
Next time take a picture so we can all enjoy your freaky colored bowel movements. Geez, you can be so inconsiderate sometimes. :P
no pics please.
but the day just doesnt feel right unless you get that done with in the morning does it?
I considered taking a picture, but it was pretty gross...
on a related note, somebody sent me this site. I think you will find it very interesting.
http://ratemypoo.com
(sorta like hot or not)
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