Encrypted Blog Posts Ver. 2

Over 2 years ago, I developed an encryption system that you could use to encrypt blog posts.

Since then, I have written several encrypted blog posts that were about particularly personal things and I didn't want the general public or certain people reading them. You can ask me for one of the keys if you want, but I can't guarantee that you'll get it :p

I just released a new version of my JavaScript Encryption and Decryption system.

Try it:
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The new encryption code is a lot faster than the old version, the webpage decryption code now uses a fancy dialog box to ask you for the key, and I fixed some bugs. The entire process has been greatly simplified and the encryption page now automatically generates code that you can copy and paste into your website.

I'm starting to actually make use of my personal website, VincentCheung.ca, which is where I'm hosting my random side projects. I'm just finishing up the new design on that site in preparation for an upcoming announcement.

Bit of a problem here

For both the safety of myself and others, this post has been encrypted.

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Tired

9-man practices have started again and I'm tired. Sore too. Going to volleyball clinic on Sundays doesn't help things either. That's 6 hours of volleyball on weekends all the way out in Scarborough. I honestly spend more time in that school that we play in than my actual school :)

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Fed up

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Strange qualifiers

I've had some encounters with strange qualifiers recently.

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Why don't they make them like that back home?

You know, you see stuff here and you think to yourself, why don't they make them like that back home?

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I have this song stuck in my head

I heard it on the radio this morning and I also heard it when I was down in California.

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The year so far...

It's been an interesting year so far. Different. It's kinda good I guess. Not quite what I've been looking for, but we'll see what the rest of the year has to hold...

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Of course...

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My California Summer in a Nut Shell

My summer in California in 73 photos

I've had this post sitting as a draft for a couple months now and I finally got around to posting it. Better late than never!

The collage at the top of this post pretty much summarizes my whole summer. I love how every photo has its own story behind it. Most of these photos were not taken by me. I stole them from many people. Thank you to all the photographers from the summer: Michele, Adam, Janna, Brian, Mike, Mark, Amy, Jenny, Elaine, Liz, Leandro, Jill, Florence, Mimi, Jamie, and The enforcer.

Here are some memorable quotes from the summer:

• Jon:  This is crap!  *Throws brocollini on the ground*


• Mark:  I was so bad that I couldn't submit any more of them to it.


• Vince:  If it's any comfort to you, I have no idea where we are.


• Jon:  The girls in the clubs here are all so slutty.


• Adam:  I don't think she's old enough to buy you a drink.


• Michele:  Mee-keh-lee
  Us:  Michelle?


• Vince:  We're going *in* the parade.


• Various:  Are you cumming?


• Adam:  No, I'm at the gay pride parade (to his mom on the phone)


• Vince:  I love you Adam.


• Mike:  I beat Vince at gay chicken!!!


• Adam:  This close *makes small gap between his thumb and forefinger* (beating Mike at gay chicken)


• Adam:  Vince, I am never playing gay chicken with you.


• Adam:  My friend said she went to the gay pride parade (in Montreal), and I had to do it.  (Ask whether she was *in* the parade or just sitting on the sidelines taking pictures)
  
  Mike:  You mean penetrate?


• Natalia:  You take your shirt off, and I'll take off mine.
  Adam:  Fuck ya!


• Vince:  I don't think we're supposed to be here (first said when playing in Sergey and Larry's barricaded private area and then again while eating lunch on Sergey and Larry's private balcony)


• Vince:  I don't think you're supposed to do that.


• Michele:  Your balls will go up to here *points to neck* (about going into the water)


• Adam:  I want a vibrator with a phone attached to it (leading to the vibrator cellphone).


• Sean:  I have a small penis


• Mike:  Why take 2 400's, when I can take 1 800?
  Me:  Because 1-800 is toll-free


• Vince:  Let's sort the balls!
  Mark:  I donno... Shit, this is fun!


• Vince:  If you saw him/her on the street, you wouldn't think twice


• Natalia:  Just get married, have kids, and die already (on me being old)


• Adam:  Damn it!!!  (after Adam and I ordered the same thing at a restaurant for the nth time)


• Everybody:  What?  You have a girl friend???  (to Mark 1 week before he's about to leave and his gf is coming into town)


• Jenny:  GPosh!


• Leandro:  We're going to fuck a duck!


• Sean:  Vince is 100% muscle.


• Sarah:  Cute lawyer, surfer dude / surgeon, 40-year-old pretending to be 20-something, and ninja parties.


• Mark:  One quarter of Americans are cannibals, no actually cannibals.


• Mark:  Google Orbital Death Ray


• Mark:  9 cameras can see me right now


• Mike:  Turkey flipping


• Mark:  Turkey ramp


• Mark:  The Asian squat


• Mark:  Hornets from hell


• Adam:  Personalized!


• Mike:  So what you're saying is...


• Mike:  That's a rookie mistake.


• Michele:  L-1-VD

I remembered about this post b/c Michele was visiting his fiance, Jenny, back down in the Bay Area. A surprising number of interns have gotten full-time offers: Michele, Mike, Brian, Leandro, Liz, Parisa, and Peter.


Here are all my unlisted Picasa web albums from the summer (some are particularly incriminating for both myself and others). You will need to decrypt the text using the "Friend" key (if you're my friend, I'll give it to you).

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Story time and reflection

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Canadian Idol Season 4 Finale

Me and Emily with Eva Avila. Winner of Canadian Idol Season 4.

Melissa O'Neil. Winner of Canadian Idol Season 3.

I <3 Elena Juatco. Canadian Idol Season 2.

Fellow Winnipegger Rob James. Canadian Idol Season 4 and also from McMaster and James. A little bit of asian glow :p

More pictures

I am not a Canadian Idol fan. I did not go watch the finale of Canadian Idol Season 4. I did not go to the after party. I also didn't stalk the idols nor did I chat and take pictures with them. I did not get kissed on the cheek by Eva, oh wait, I did :)

The rest of this post is encrypted to protect myself and others from repercussions.

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