They're violating the copyright on my life!

I'm pretty sure that all these web comics get their material from me. Case in point, today's xkcd, which totally rips off my "It's not official until it's on facebook" slogan. If you hover the mouse over the picture it says "Facebook defines relationships".


PHD Comics stole this one from me last year:


I need a bug scanner or something b/c I'm pretty sure that my apartment is bugged and that these webcomic authors are reading my e-mail and spying on my life.