Steve, you need to see a psychologist
For those of you who haven't seen Steve Ballmer at a convention as a speaker, here's a treat for you. He's the CEO of Microsoft and one of the richest men in the world, so he should be respected. However, he may be mentally unstable. These videos are hilarious, but also edge a little on the scary side.
Steve Ballmer Monkey Dance
Steve Ballmer Loves Developers
Has he always been this insane? Apparently so. Here's one I haven't seen until I searched for these videos again:
Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0 TV Ad
He doesn't disappoint in real life. I got a good show at the company meeting back in October. His intro song was "Eye of the Tiger" and the second I heard the song I knew who was coming up next :). I got the whole running around stage and screaming dance, plus the crouched over football stance, sweat stains, and loud proclaimations of "I HAVE THE EYE OF THE TIGER!!!11!ONE!!", "DO YOU HAVE THE EYE OF THE TIGER??!!?!", and "I *huff huff* LOVE *huff huff* THIS *huff huff* COMPANY!!!!11ONE1!!. All very amusing, but again, scary at the same time.
He does have one thing going for him. He's very enthusiastic and passionate. Though I can't imagine what's it's like being in a board room meeting with the alpha male gorilla from Microsoft. I'd bring a taser.
Steve Ballmer Monkey Dance
Steve Ballmer Loves Developers
Has he always been this insane? Apparently so. Here's one I haven't seen until I searched for these videos again:
Steve Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0 TV Ad
He doesn't disappoint in real life. I got a good show at the company meeting back in October. His intro song was "Eye of the Tiger" and the second I heard the song I knew who was coming up next :). I got the whole running around stage and screaming dance, plus the crouched over football stance, sweat stains, and loud proclaimations of "I HAVE THE EYE OF THE TIGER!!!11!ONE!!", "DO YOU HAVE THE EYE OF THE TIGER??!!?!", and "I *huff huff* LOVE *huff huff* THIS *huff huff* COMPANY!!!!11ONE1!!. All very amusing, but again, scary at the same time.
He does have one thing going for him. He's very enthusiastic and passionate. Though I can't imagine what's it's like being in a board room meeting with the alpha male gorilla from Microsoft. I'd bring a taser.
2 Comments:
shit man, the first vid is disgusting. i hope he has put on some deodorant
for the 2nd vid.. "This is a promotional ad in tv of Windows 1.0 with steve ballmer selling windows like if was a detergent" .. thats funny, hahah
anyway, how did he get so fat?
He ate dissenting employees
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